I definitely did not

I definitely did not bet on feeling this sad about leaving school.


I definitely did not tear up on the man who handed me my cap and gown this morning.


I definitely did not have a slight panic attack when I paged through the book that accompanied them.


I definitely did not stay up until 4:30 doing work last night, and then engage in some on-campus fountain sliding that is part of the senior rite of passage a mere 50 yards from a campus safety officer, who would have written us up had he seen.


I definitely did not realize how much I love the people here until I started contemplating leaving them.


I definitely did not do all the work I should have been doing all semester am might be paying for it now. 


I definitely did not use my feminine wiles to get the bartender to re-open the kitchen to make us cheese fries at the pub last night, saying goodbye to some of A's friends. 


And lastly, 
I definitely did not expect this semester to go so fast. T minus 3 days until graduation.