- Wawa Mac n' Cheese isn't ever nearly as good idea as it seems
- It rarely tastes good re-heated
- If you ask a drunk old man to take a picture of you and your friends at an inaugural ceremony, it will look a little something like this:
(poor guy couldn't find "the viewfinder" ... and now there's beer smell all over my camera from him pressing his face against the screen, trying to see )
- I cannot stay out until 2 am anymore. When did I get so old?
- Even for a guy who hates dancing, a live jazz band and myspace shots are sure to make him smile
- 90's candy is still the best candy
(please note the long lollypops, rock candy in the background, and button dot candy on paper rolls)
- Drunk professors make the best dance partners.
The End.
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