I must be the last person in the world to discover Giant's baked good section, although in hindsight it's probably good that it's taken so long. Do you know what they sell in the baked section? Focaccia bread.
I hope everyone's up on their math because today's lesson is this:
Focaccia is to Emily what crack is to a crackwhore.
Focaccia is a kind of bread.
Bread is to Emily's butt what helium is to a balloon.
If Emily buys one package of focaccia bread on Tuesday, and consumes it by lunch on Wednesday, what is the average amount of calories heading straight for Emily's thighs per hour?
The verdict: not good.
The only improvement that could be made would be cheese. Tons and tons of cheese.
Moving on to slightly healthier things.
As you know from last week's post, I ran a 5K this past Saturday! And you know what? It was the most fun I've had since I don't know when. There was running, spinning, skipping, people in fairy princess costumes and a lady in her wedding gown, a whole lot of colored powder, and so many people having a great time. Seriously, if you've never done this - GO. Do it now. It doesn't matter if you walk, run, or cartwheel it, as long as you're having fun.
Which we did. In huge amounts.
Over 50,000 people showed up! This was even before 8 am |
Running through the yellow color station! |
After yellow, orange, pink, and blue! |
The best afterparty ever - lots of music, dancing, and colored powder flying around! |
At the very end :) |
This was seriously one of the coolest things I've ever done. If you ever get a chance to do the color run, I highly, highly recommend it!!
And to those of you wondering - yes, the color does come off. It kind of takes a while though ... I'm still finding pink in my hairline. And armpits. TMI? And there were some super awkward butt stains from us rolling around on the powder-covered ground at the pink station. Which is most definitely TMI.
It's going to be hard topping this week's awesomeness, that's for sure. Later today I'm going to be putting up a video of the color run - so stop back!!
3 comments:
I've heard of the color runs - they look like so much fun! I'm going to have to see when the next one is in my area!
I have a focaccia pizza crust recipe -- divine! Those color runs have really taken off! I went to high school with the guy who's putting them on -- so I'm cool by association, right??
That looks like a blast!
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