Me (writing a paper on Seminole Indian agriculture): "The Seminole cultivated a variety of crops, including corn, bananas, sugar cane, and various squashes. Wait. Various squashes?"
Pop: "the only people that drink pineapple soda are Puerto Ricans ... and your brother"
Eli: "I go by a lot of names. Eli, Son, Boss, Hamshank ... "
Mom: "Would you three get out of my way?!"
It's good to be back.
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