(For the record, I totally know that "anonymous" isn't just one person. But, IMHO, when you start acting like a complete arse just for the hell of it, you don't really deserve the gratification of individualization. So there.)
To be honest, I actually really enjoy reading anonymous comments. Not because they're hurtful but because some of the things they say just straight up make me laugh.
I've kind of been wanting my own anonymous commenter for a while.
Finally, last week, I started getting the comments! They come straight to my inbox, so I opened them with a not-so-little level of excitement. Andddd this is what I found:
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Somewhere along the line, I guess I gave off the impression that I require prescription meds to keep my yin and yang in balance? #Idonthaveaproblem
Oh, and there was one super-concerned comment about cheap viagra ... #alsoI'mnotaman
So. This is actually pretty depressing. I wanted some hateful comments! Ones like all the cool kids get! But, alas. Alack.Turns out anonymous has a soft side? A concerned for blogger's welfare side?
I guess I'm not really sure where else to go with this ... so hey Anonymous, more venom next time? Less concern? I have a boyfriend that I pay for that, yo.
Oh, and one last thing that you should already have done or be planning to do:
Just do it.
3 comments:
Oh good I'm not the only one haha. I also get random letters and links. My favorite are comments where it is broken english asking me to come to their page bc they like much what I write to make people happy good.
Oh, I hate those fake comments! I was only getting them on one particular post, so I finally disabled comments on it. They would sort of sound real, like "Awesome article! Thanks!" or "I love what you have to say, but you should consider more images." But then it would end with a link to buy cigarettes...every time. I guess I had some sort of keyword or something in that post that drew spammers to me like a moth to the flame! Good luck on those hateful comments. I've never gotten those, either!
Ughh I get tons of those too!! Thanks but no thanks anon scammers?
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